Spinning

So I went to a spin class last Saturday morning at Clovis GB3 with my friend Kalia. It was awesome- I absolutely loved it. When the super fit (which is how I judge the value of my workout- by the level of fitness of the instructor) energetic instructor started out the hour of sweat with Missy Elliot I knew I was in luck. Kalia and I looked at each other, like should we dance or spin? It was great. I loved every minute of it- and looked like I had just jumped out of a swimming pool when I emerged from the room. So this week to workout, I figured I would spin again. It was so great!!
Well, 3 spin classes later, I am not satisfied. All of the classes I tried (at the Palm and Cedar locations) were taught by older people, who did not have rocking bodies (I'm so shallow I know), and the music was lame early 90's mixes with a few techno beats thrown down.
Not fun. Definitely not Missy. Today, my class was taught by a very sweaty, very gay (no judgment, just observation), man who barked orders at us over songs like "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me" and "In the Jungle". How do those songs even go together? Oh and don't forget, we also rocked some Eric Clapton? Are you kidding me?
So, the dillemna is that the lady who taught last Saturday's class was a sub, and I never caught her name!!! I am searching for her still- one more try tomorrow at the Clovis location, same time, and hopefully the original teacher will be as good as my mystery substitute teacher. So my plea to all 5 faithful readers we may have, if you have any information on who this blonde, fit, spinning master may be, please let me know!! I'm dying to take her class again and revive my faith in spin classes.